Attention: Artists: The MKultra-foods “Calls For Submission”

MKultra-Foods, the worlds premiere manufacturer and distributor of metaphysical mind-control foodstuffs, requires the creative input of artists specializing in the area of behavior modification technology (mind-control).

As was the case in the 1960s, when MKultra brokered LSD into popular culture, we are again turning to our most unlikely partners (the artists) for innovative participation, thereby engorging the parameters of our already formidable domination. Let us put aside our differences in the interest of progress. We propose to initiate a trans-national artist-collective entitled the “Mind-Kontrol Think-Tank”. Every artist responding to this call will be entered into a Mind-Kontrol Think-Tank database and connected with every other artist joining the collective; it’s just that simple. The base of the collective will be hosted @ www.mkultra-foods.com, including an online gallery of submissions from you, the artists.

What constitutes a clever contribution? We are looking for top secret digital work, still images, sound files, gif animations, flash movies, scanned drawings, photographs, etc., that push the boundaries of juxtaposition and association, post-hypnotic suggestion, forceful slogans, subliminal messages, after images, mnemonic device, infectious pop or downright trance inducing spectacle.

So what are you waiting for? It is true that your innovative ideas will be perverted into virulent, malicious forms bent on exploitation, however if you don’t produce such ideas someone else will and then you will be the sucker left out in the cold. All you need to do to add your name to this, (theoretically) the world’s fastest growing artist-collective, is fill out the “comments” section of our donate page on the site:

http://www.mkultra-foods.com/donate/index.html

Now don’t worry, we know that you are deadbeat artists who cannot afford to donate thousands of dollars, simply ignore the other sections and leave your title (“artist”) followed by your name and your e-mail address in the comment box at the bottom of the page. (If you are still reticent you may e-mail us directly at: mister.kincaid@mkultra-foods.com) After careful deliberation our team of MKultra-food executives will enter your precise data into our mammoth computer and return your contact with exciting information pertaining to the benefits of membership, including the submission procedure that will lead to your work being profiled on our site. Eventually you will come to feel at ease and fully placated with optimism. Don’t forget to explore www.mkultra-foods.com, “where tomorrow already happened and yesterday did not.”